I just had a Dachshund puppy bite my ear while I was doing Downward-Facing Dog in an attempt to stretch cramping calf muscles.

I am officially not a dog person. And there are currently three in residence at my house. A Dalmatian, my old mutt, and my brother's new puppy, bouncing and yapping and growling, and being all needy in the way that only dogs can pull off. I miss just being around my cats. Stupid dogs.