A small rant on morality.
My friend: [with pride] I'm now getting up early enough that I can steal other people's New York Times!
As someone who finally cancelled their subscription after a year of never actually making it to their paper in time, I'm not too sure how I feel about that. If you're so happy about reading the paper, buy your own damn subscription.
I also know there are bigger issues than that out there, but it's 9:55 am and I'm late for rehearsal, so it's going to have to be that for now.