A few thoughts
1. Why is the idea of putting vending machines in the library so complicated and impossible. Lamont is open 24 hours a day. This means that there are poor, nutrition-deprived students stuck in there round the clock. Were there, say, a Coke machine where one could obtain ready caffeine in a yummy format, then they would make a TON of money off of it. People bring beverages in there anyway. And if they had snacks, then I could have a Twix right now instead of craving one like mad.
2. Can the guy sitting to my diagonal left stop picking his nose?
3. This whole possibility of taking out laptops-- not helping my productivity. Not when there are meaningless websites like The Superficial and Cute Overload around. I was looking at Awful Plastic Surgery for a while, but then I realised that the people behind me might find it a tad strange that I'm examining Lindsay Lohan's breasts. Boob job? Natural? We'll never know*, but I should prolly stop examining this in public.
4. I just realised that Kittenwar makes me kind of sad, because what a tragedy must it be to be an unattractive kitten**? Or even--GASP-- one of the "Losingest Kittens"?
*I say they're fake.
**Not that any kitten truly CAN be unattractive. Except for Sphinx Cats. And some people love them.