Scotland uber alles

Last line of Calum's email:

Well my cousin is here and Im off to eat haggis. Yes, and it actually tastes better every time :P

Oh... Scots and their sheep stomachs. You do have to love them, just a little bit.

My grandmother is rolling in her grave at my not taking this opportunity to go on a 15 page rant about Scotland and its superiority to EVERYWHERE and I'm clan Mackenzie and clan Stuart, BITCH and our men will destroy you. With their sporrans and their mighty chapped knees!

Ahem.