This is a Public Service Announcement
The fact that you are a 70-ish year old man riding in a bright yellow sports car does NOT give you the right to ogle girls' legs just because they happen to be wearing skirts. The girls are a third your age and anyway, you forfeited all your ogling rights when you hopped into the bright yellow sports car. Plus, the car means you are the nasty kind of old man and not the lovely powerful knowledgeable kind who don't have tiny impotent penises and wrinkly butts for which they need to compensate. Sexy old men wear their paunches with pride, underneath their sweatervests.
However, if you happen to be a 70-ish year old woman in a yellow sports car, power to you. Ogle all the young boys you want. Date the young boys, if any happen to meet your standards. Dye your hair purple with pink edges and be outrageous. Have cats, by jove! Lots of them!