As per usual, I'm in the computer lab in the Science Center, trying desperately to write a lab report. I'm on a stupid PC, so I click on Start, go to Programs, go through the list of all the science applications they have, and... nothing.

They don't have Word on this computer. Or any kind of word processing software that I can see. What kind of world are we living in when there are 16 different applications for programming on a computer, and none for actual writing?!