Mother, without looking up from Vogue: Would you switch off my life support?
Alexandra: If you really wanted me to.... but I think I would wait a bit first.
Mother, snippily: Well, I wasn't asking you to do it this instant.
Alexandra: You're healthier than I am. You do fifteen tons of Pilates a day. Why is this coming up?
Mother, clutching chest: I could die! I could die!