Dear Babushkas of Russia,

If you are over 60, if your stomach protrudes far past your enormously sagging breasts, and if you have a proclivity for letting your armpit hair grow long enough to shear, then please do not wear transparent shirts. Especially not with transparent bras. There are enough random nipples bobbing around here in full evidence without adding your granny nipples to the mix.

Thank you kindly.

All the best,

Alexandra